What do Notre Dame and marijuna have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.

What do you call a 200-pound Notre Dame cheerleader?
Anorexic.
Why was Jesus not born in South Bend?
Nobody could find Three Wise Men or a Virgin.

Why did OJ Simpson go to South Bend after "killing" his wife?
Notre Dame is the last place anyone would look for a football player.

If you have any other good ones...just post them in the comment section. If they're good enough, I'll add them to the list.
Fight on and BEAT THE IRRRRRRRRISH!=
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